Wikus finally jumps Christopher, NC-17

I AM LIKE SOME KIND OF FIC-MAKING MACHINE

Title: Sensory Overload

Author: Spocktopus
Rating: NC-17

Pairing: Christopher/Semi-Human Wikus

Word-count: 579
Warning(s): Sex with an alien? It’s D9 slash fic, come on.
Summary: Based on the prompt: “
How about Wikus begins to notice just how good Christopher smells, and finally cracks and jumps him?” due to transformation-induced craziness. I attempted to deliver.

 

 

 

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D9 Fic, NC-17

I cannot stop answering prompts for this fandom. Anon wanted  Wikus getting sexed up to get pregnant, as the Prawns are convinced he's their "Queen." I combined that with the prompt of the Prawns vying for his attention: sucking in the stomach when wikus walks by, random picking things up to show off their flexibility or strength. Que SHENANIGANS AND LOL.

I love you, plus4chan. Please continue being awesome.

Title: Long Live the Queen
Author:
Spocktopus
Rating: NC-17 (for brief sex)
Pairing: Various Prawns/Semi-Human Wikus

Word-count: 584
Warning(s): Gang-bang and hilarity
Summary: And as their “Queen Prawn,” it was his duty to give his subjects a fresh supply of intelligent Prawns to lead the community. For this to occur, he needed to get pregnant.

 

That’s what they had told him, before they backed him into a shack and proceeded to rip off his clothes.”

 

 

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District 9 Slash Fic

So I decided to answer my own prompt of Wikus unknowingly molesting Christopher via antenna-stroking. I never thought I'd be writing D9 slash fic, but, well, here we are.

X-posted to plus4chan's District 9 thread (I fooking love you guys,seriously) and the district_nine community

Title: Lessons in Prawn Anatomy
Author: Spocktopus
Rating: PG-13 (it's pretty suggestive)
Pairing: Christopher/Semi-Human Wikus
Warning(s): It's a fooking District 9 slash fic, I mean goddamn
Summary:
"How’ll these feel, I wonder…” Wikus muttered. He brought up his right, human hand, and stroked Christopher’s antenna from tip to base.

 

Christopher froze."

 

 

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"District 9" Aliens v. "Avatar" Aliens

So I was paroozing through 4chan, and the following came up during a talk of Avatar and District 9. I posted my main problem (besides the LOL HUMANS SUCK NATURE ROOLZ plot):

I hate it when aliens look like slightly-recolored humans.

District 9 had aliens that were fucking ALIEN. Avatar has blue humans with slightly feline characteristics. Lame.


Anon responded:

Viewers will complain if the aliens aren't relatable enough. Especially when writing a romance.


See, that statement bothers me.

I mean, consider this: District 9 was extremely well-received and is very popular. It also features visually revolting aliens.

Despite their OH GOD KILL IT KILL IT appearance, the audience comes to sympathize with them; the Prawn people, despite being LOL SO CRAZY AND RETARDED, are sympathized with due to the atrocities they have had to endure on Earth. Christopher is a devoted, intelligent dad who wants to save his son and his people. Even CJ, his son, has been deemed "adorable" through his adorable ACTIONS.

Avatar could have sympathetic aliens who happen to LOOK. FUCKING. ALIEN. If Cameron doesn't think he could create an alien romance with aliens that aren't hot, then he should drop the romance. Just make it a human/alien friendship or team-up instead of shoving in a laughable romance that drags down a movie. His creative bankruptcy should not destroy what should be an enjoyable, visually stunning movie.

And that's pretty much my two-cents on the issue.
HP: Jizzed in my pants

Ed, Edd n Eddy's Big Picture Show

OH MY GOD THIS MOVIE WAS AMAZING.

SERIOUSLY, THE SERIES COULD NOT HAVE ENDED IN A BETTER WAY

I'll be posting a more coherent entry later with the shitload of screencaps I took (most Eddy/Double D because they were so gaaaaaaaay~), but for now, I just want to say: FUCK. YES.

Also:

EDDY'S BROTHER CALLED DOUBLE D EDDY'S GIRLFRIEND AND I DIED OF LAUGHTER

Yes I am aware I am the dorkiest person in the world.